Flailing Astray
my thoughts at school
- me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
- me: she’s a bitch
- me: you need to go back to first grade
- me: i’m hungry
- me: you got some face on your make-up
- me: ugh
- me: why did you bring your designer bag to school
- me: ew
- me: i’m tired
- me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
- me: fuck my life
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man guys homestuck has such awful art why would you waste time reading it ://
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
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Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue
THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING
SO AM I
Tony as Kuzco
Steve as Pacha
Loki as Yzma
Thor as Kronk
“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”
“PULL THE LEAVER THOR!”
“WRONG LEVER!”
(Source: averyravery)
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Tom Hiddleston fans.
PLUG YOUR HEADPHONES BEFORE LISTENING!
Words: I will be the first man to kiss you. To bed you. Whether you come willingly or not, you will be mine, and mine alone. Do you understand?
Wh- uhm
I have to admit I like that voice.
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When people interrupt me while I’m reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)
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